Description: I had to run out and get the mail in a hurry and didn't bother putting on any shoes. big mistake...or was it? it's been muddy out lately and i figured i could escape most of the mud. from the looks of my feet, it seems i didn't escape anything. now you are stuck with my filthy muddy feet. yes, you! you are to stick that tongue out and lick clean, every speck of mud. i will not be giving you a glass of water to clean your mouth. you will simply produce more saliva and swallow. then you will get on your hands and knees and tongue clean all the mud i tracked in on my kitchen tile. if you want to worship clean feet, then simply clean mine!
